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503.928.7882

Note to Future Client: Once you are an established client will recieve our direct cell phone numbers.

Note to Future Client: Once you are a client you'll receive our direct cell phone numbers.  Don't hesitate to call or e-mail us.  If we are not available please leave us a detailed message.  We check e-mail and voice-mail often.  We are often busy during normal business hours.

Note to Solicitors re: E-mail: You may e-mail us personally.  We are not interested in medications, enhancements, mlm, or any type of porn.  Our client line is for our clients. 

Note to Solicitors Telephone: Solicitors will be billed for our time at our special solicitor rate of $500/hr, 1 hr minimum charge.  We will send an invoice to your business and then send you to collections if you do not pay.  If you leave a voice-mail, we'll still bill you.